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Satan's Petting Zoo
Paperback
Series: Satan's Petting Zoo, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781620063934
Publisher: Verboten Books
Published: Mar 3 2020
Pages: 252
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.63 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Your inner beast may be an unpleasant surprise ...
Chad and his friends have a bully problem. The quarterback who harassed them for years is now on their college football team and eager to pick up where he left off. The Ink Stains, a gang of local thugs, offer to help Chad. He's grateful until he learns the truth - they are a pack of lycanthropes who slaughter and eat a few of the tormenting football players. Chad and his friends have fallen prey to all new problems.
In a misguided attempt to take control of their lives by releasing their own inner beasts, Chad and his friends discover a way to become lycanthropes. When they change, they do not transform into the powerful werecreatures they had hoped. Instead, their inner beasts are a rabbit, a pheasant, a ferret, and an ox. Life has taken a turn for the worst.
The Ink Stains are anxious to eat them. A group of football players want revenge for their missing teammates. A pair of lycanthrope hunters with dubious intentions could help them or turn on them. They're still trying to keep this a secret from their parents. It's one thing to act like an animal, but what happens when you become one?
WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING:
Say hello to my furry little friends! -- Baron Wertheimer, socialite and author of snobby art books
If you've ever decided to stand up to a bully, failed gloriously but never given up -- choosing self-induced lycanthropy may not be the best answer, as Chad and his friends discover. A humorous, gory look at how becoming the best you can be may require several tries. -- Jeff Young, author of Spirit Seeker
Gather round, boys and girls, for a wonderful little story about some furry creatures .... alas I introduce to you: Satan's Petting Zoo! -- Brahm Stroker, author of the Rated Z series
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