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The Rules According to Cats: 100 Laws Every Human Must Follow
Paperback
Series: The Cat's Secret Life, Book 3
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 16 2026
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.29 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Do you really own your cat... or does your cat own you?
Anyone who has ever lived with a cat knows the truth:
Cats have rules.
Lots of rules.
In The Rules According to Cats, bestselling cat humor author Missy Molly reveals the secret laws every feline expects their human to follow. From the mysterious art of knocking objects off tables to the sacred ritual of sitting on laptops during important work, this hilarious guide uncovers the everyday wisdom of our whiskered companions.
Inside this delightful book you'll discover:
-Why cats must always inspect grocery bags
-The real reason your cat sits on your keyboard
-The law of the sacred cardboard box
-Why midnight zoomies are completely necessary
-The official feline policy on human food
-And 100 hilarious rules every cat secretly lives by
Written with humor, warmth, and a deep love for cats, this book celebrates the quirky behaviors that make feline companions so unforgettable.
Perfect for:
- Cat lovers
- Pet owners
- Fans of funny animal books
- Anyone who knows cats run the house
If you've ever laughed at your cat's antics, wondered what they're thinking, or suspected they might secretly be in charge... this book will confirm everything.
Because in every home with a cat, the cat makes the rules.
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