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Rubber Balls and Liquor

Rubber Balls and Liquor

Gottfried, Gilbert

Paperback

Entertainment & Performing ArtsBiographies GeneralHumor

Publisher Price: $22.99

ISBN10: 125000697X
ISBN13: 9781250006974
Publisher: St. Martin's Griffin
Published: May 22 2012
Pages: 304
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.94 Width: 5.53 Depth: 8.28
Language: English

Gilbert Gottfried on Rubber Balls and Liquor:

Nobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called jacket copy. It says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, Stop reading that book! I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap bastards like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include dick and pussy.

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