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The Root Canal of the Universe: A Dark Comedy Sci-Fi Thriller: (Book One of the Dental Telepath Chronicles)
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 28 2026
Pages: 262
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.65 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Dr. Bernard Fennel is a failing dentist with a failing life - until one root canal changes everything.
When he suddenly gains the ability to hear his patients' darkest thoughts, Bernie goes from scraping plaque to extracting secrets. Blackmail pays the bills... until a mysterious stranger in a fractal suit offers him a job that will either save Earth or destroy it.
Pulled into a cosmic conflict between a dying alien empire and a vengeful manipulator, Bernie must use his newfound telepathic powers to navigate betrayal, redemption, and the very real possibility that he's in way over his head.
From strip-mall despair to galactic healer, one broken dentist is about to perform the most important extraction of his life - the fate of multiple universes.
A wildly original blend of dark comedy, mind-bending sci-fi, and heartfelt redemption, The Root Canal of the Universe is the first book in The Dental Telepath Chronicles.
Perfect for fans of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Good Omens, and anyone who's ever wondered what their dentist is really thinking.
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