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Rich Boyfriend, Poor Boyfriend: What Gold Diggers Know About Romance That Doormats Don't

Rich Boyfriend, Poor Boyfriend: What Gold Diggers Know About Romance That Doormats Don't

Sterling, Julian

Paperback

Series: Love Satire, Book 1

Humor

ISBN13: 9798254633198
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 1 2026
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.17 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
STOP SPLITTING THE PASTA AND START AUDITING YOUR ASSETS.

Is your love life a Blue Chip Stock or a Penny Stock headed for delisting? Most women are taught to be Doormats-romantic philanthropists who subsidize a man's mediocre lifestyle with their own emotional equity. They work on the relationship for zero dividends while their Start-up Boyfriend spends his growth phase looking for a better merger.

Julian Sterling is here to liquidate your illusions. In this witty, rude, and unapologetically arrogant satire, the world's most elite (and imaginary) financial auditor applies the cold-blooded logic of a Corporate Restructuring Plan to the dating market.

Inside this High-Yield Audit, you'll discover:

  • The Sovereign Pre-Nup: Why I Do is a binding financial statement, not a fairytale.
  • Liquidating the Start-up Boyfriend How to spot a man with a 99% failure rate before you invest your best years.
  • The Gold Digger's ROI: Why the independent contractor mindset beats the Domestic Employee every single time.
  • The Doormat Tax: The hidden costs of being nice that are currently bankrupting your future.
Rich Boyfriend, Poor Boyfriend is a pattern-interrupt for the romantic marketplace. It isn't a how-to guide; it's a Technical Analysis of Human Capital. Whether you're looking to acquire a high-net-worth partner or simply stop being the unpaid COO of a man's basement apartment, it's time to stop being a Doormat and start being the Chairman of the Board.

A 'Poor Boyfriend' is a liability with a gym membership. A 'Rich Boyfriend' is an asset with a dividend. Choose wisely, Tiffany. - Julian Sterling

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