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    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Recreating The Universe: And the Fall of the Reptilian Slime

Recreating The Universe: And the Fall of the Reptilian Slime

Laux, Charlie

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1452839387
ISBN13: 9781452839387
Publisher: Createspace
Published: May 11 2010
Pages: 284
Weight: 0.72
Height: 0.64 Width: 5.24 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
Mick and Barley Kuhl strike it rich with their product MoonScreen. They then start a string of Credit Unions which greatly favor the customers. The Federal Reserve, World Bank and IMF can not allow that type of banking, so they go to the CIA. The Russian Mafia is moving into Las Vegas. But the Vegas Mafia isn't standing for that, so they send hit men who take out the Russian Mafia boss in town. The Russian Mafia in the Motherland isn't too happy about that, so they send hit men to take out the Vegas Mafia hit men. The Vegas Mafia, with its web of connections, finds out about the Russian Mafia hit men, so they get in touch with the CIA and arrange for them to send hit men to take out the Russian hit men. The CIA, getting heat from the banking powers, makes arrangements for the Vegas Mafia to have hit men take out the Kuhl brothers. These wind up being the hit men who took out the Russian Mafia boss. The result is an insanely wild chase from Vegas to Denver to the small town of Crestone, Colorado, to see who can hit whom first. The President and Vice-President are doing a groundbreaking ceremony for a leading gas and oil company in Crestone, but things go awry. Genetically created super-humans, there to guard the President and Vice-President, all go berserk through a series of unforeseen events, and three of the beasts run off into the hills with the President, Vice-President and the CEO in tow. They wind up in a cave that is loaded with gold, but eventually have to leave the cave due to an overload on the olfactories. Meanwhile, the Kuhl brothers meet a stranger who shows them how to access the total power within the human body. With the ability to basically disregard the known laws of physics through love, the Kuhl brothers manage to keep all of the hit men from doing any hits. The President and Vice-President are eventually freed but in their greed lust decide to stay in the mountains and search for the cave of gold, never to be heard from again. Contact author at: claux@unseen.is

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