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Realm of the Profane - Book 1: House of the Dragons
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 18 2025
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.19 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Not in Hackney Anymore...
One wild night out, two best friends, and a single mind-bending hit off a vape-that's all it takes to catapult Laura and Georgie out of London and straight into the world's most depraved, hilarious, and outrageously magical adventure.
Welcome to the Realm of the Profane: a psychedelic, sex-charged landscape where talking trees demand booze, wizard beards have minds of their own, and every step leads to a new, delightfully obscene surprise. Here, nothing is sacred, everything is alive, and pleasure isn't just a perk-it's the price of survival.
Think Skyrim and Lord of the Rings-if the cast got trapped at an all-night party, completely boozed and blissfully drugged, with zero inhibitions and no parental supervision. In this world, wild magic, explicit encounters, and surreal trials are just the beginning.
Armed with only their wits, their friendship, and a questionable sense of humor, Laura and Georgie must navigate a gauntlet of bizarre challenges, riddle-spouting dragons, and orgiastic elves in a fever-dream quest to find their way home (or at least, back to their underwear). Along the way, they'll discover what happens when you finally surrender to the madness-and maybe, just maybe, to each other.
Wickedly funny, brazenly explicit, and outrageously imaginative, this is Book One in the Realm of the Profane series-a wild fantasy for those who like their adventures filthy, funny, and totally unpredictable. Perfect for fans of adult fairytales, psychedelic satire, and anyone who ever wondered what would happen if their favorite fantasy world finally let its hair down.
Ready to get lost? Enter the realm-if you dare. The journey is just beginning.
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