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Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book: UK Swearwords: Definitions and Usage Examples Included
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781530635764
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 19 2016
Pages: 60
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.12 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page.
For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com
Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Example Text Page
W is for Wanker
Wanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang
a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse).
While to wank means to masturbate, the term wanker is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote one who wanks. It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.
I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
Most children these days learn the word wanker long before they learn its literal meaning.
EXAMPLES:
You're such a wanker!
He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident.
What a wanker!.
Words included in this book:
Arsehole
Bastard
Bellend
Berk
Bloody
Blooming Eck
Bollocks
Bugger
Cobblers
Cunt
Dickhead
Fuck
Fuck It
Gormless
Knob
Knobend
Manky
Minger
Munter
Oh Nuts
Oi Cunt
Piss Off
Plonker
Pussy
Sod Off
Swine
Tits
Tosser
Twat
Wanker
For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger
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