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    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Pretentious Pop Lyrics

Pretentious Pop Lyrics

Nuttall, Peter

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 1081320796
ISBN13: 9781081320799
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 18 2019
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
Song lyrics these days are so boring aren't they? Whether we're listening to the singer telling us that they 'love you baby, yes I do, whoo-hoo' or if they're walking slowly down a hall faster than a cannon ball, it's all a bit tiresome. However, have you ever thought what these same songs would be like if they were written by pretentious professors of the English Language? Suddenly, the singer isn't 'Mr. Blue Sky', he's 'The gentleman with the nomenclature of azure troposphere' and they're not in a 'Big Yellow Taxi', they're in a 'Capacious Jaundiced hired conduit for multiple patrons'.So join me now and travel into a weird version of the pop universe where all the songs have far too many words and not many people have a clue what they're about.

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