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The Princess and the Plumber in: Wedding Bells and Other Tales
Paperback
Series: Princess and the Plumber, Book 7
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 26 2024
Pages: 286
Weight: 0.85
Height: 0.60 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Kingdom of Parking-Lot was a kingdom built on relationships, mild confusion, and the occasional enchanted creature wandering through the marketplace asking for directions.
On a bright morning, King Public Parking and Queen Ample Parking were enjoying breakfast on their covered terrace, which allowed them to look upon their estate even when the weather was inclement. They were discussing the latest tidings before attending court, where the king typically pretended to listen before he pronounced his subjects guilty.
King Public sniffed loudly. Really...I do not smell anything.
She rolled her eyes. Very amusing. Good to know that if anything ever happens to our royal fool, you could take over for him without anyone noticing.
Exactly! the king said proudly. I've been saying that very same thing to Shecky. I'm certain I could give a better performance. Some have even said the way I rule this kingdom is proof!
I was talking about Elswyth and Clarence, she said. They are officially engaged.
Well, it's about time! Those two have had more drama than a Shakespearean play, and it has gone on as long.
As I understand it, said Ample, he asked for her hand on Christmas Eve, and she readily agreed. They are to be married within a fortnight.
Whoa! The king leaned forward, eyes narrowing with suspicion. Why the rush? Has there been some...monkey business going on? A bun in the oven perhaps?
No, the queen snapped. She would have told me of that. They simply do not want their wedding to delay Tundra's journey to Halle-Wood.
He muttered, That does not mean there has not been any hanky-panky.
Good grief...husband! the queen groaned. You are giving me a migraine. There are some whose moral character would surprise you.
I suppose so, but they are not the ones who show up in my court
Join the upcoming festivities in Volume Seven-unless you haven't read the previous six, in which case start at Volume One; don't stop for eating, sleeping, or bathing until you're done. We'll wait, but read quickly. There is a lot to catch up on.
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