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Poems to Poop by: Silly Sonnets, Lewd Limericks, and Other Bathroom Rhymes to Pass the Time
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ISBN10: 1250324025
ISBN13: 9781250324023
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Published: Mar 5 2024
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.39 Width: 4.96 Depth: 7.09
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781250324023
Publisher: Castle Point Books
Published: Mar 5 2024
Pages: 128
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.39 Width: 4.96 Depth: 7.09
Language: English
Cheeky verse for loads of bathroom fun!
Brilliant from one end to the next! --T. P. Eliot, The Waste Land A literary laxative for our times! --Elizabeth Barrett Browning, To Flush, My Toilet Poems to Poop by will relax and entertain you and your bathroom guests whenever nature calls. Find humor and relief in this witty, toilet-friendly treasury featuring hundreds of outhouse odes, poo haikus, Insta-poems, and joyfully silly rhymes to pass the time. Keep this colon-clearing collection toilet-side or take it with you wherever you go! - Treat yourself to a poetic poop break anytime you need it- Enjoy updated classics like Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Star, One Flush, Two Flush, and Stopping to Pee on a Snowy Evening
- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you
- Indulge your love of bathroom humor with verse that's sure to move you
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