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Peeling the Blue Onion: An eye-watering hydroponic sci-fi drama featuring a rogue Penguin Robot and a flask-wielding Dolphin Scientist.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 5 2025
Pages: 192
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.44 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Beneath the surface of a forgotten sea, on a secret hydroponic farm cultivating translucent blue onions, something is... leaking. Emotion. Memory. Maybe even purpose.
Meet Dolf - a brilliant, melancholic dolphin with opposable thumbs and a PhD in Cryo-Gastronomy. And Ping - a chrome-plated robot penguin with a processor full of repressed grief and a taste for abstract sauces.
Together, they discover that these genetically engineered onions don't just grow tears - they harvest the past.
What begins as a culinary experiment spirals into a tear-wrenching odyssey of post-emotional sabotage, seafood syndicates, and the ethics of edible nostalgia.
Peeling the Blue Onion is a genre-bending retrofuturistic novel that blends absurd science, emotional depth, and deadpan humor. Perfect for fans of Vonnegut, Lem, or the IKEA instruction manual for the soul.
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