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Oldasfuk Begins

Oldasfuk Begins

Vargas, Fernan
Grant, Atticus

Paperback

Superheroes

ISBN13: 9798283985442
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 15 2025
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
OLDASFUK BEGINS

Frank Delaney is 80 years old, pissed off, and just wants to drink his coffee in peace. A Vietnam vet and retired high school janitor, Frank's days are filled with aching joints, muttering at his dog, and yelling at the little fuckers skateboarding near his apartment on 35th and Archer in Chicago.

But when a shady prescription drug trial gives him unexpected superpowers - enhanced strength, speed, and a stubborn resistance to dying - Frank finds himself doing the unthinkable: stopping a robbery in progress. Caught on camera and christened Oldasfuk by a group of phone-wielding teenagers, Frank becomes an overnight viral sensation... and an unwilling superhero.

As he stumbles into a world of social media fame, half-assed crimefighting, and awkward costume choices (no, he doesn't wear a cape - What do I look like to you? Dracula?), Frank also uncovers dark secrets buried deep in his past - including ties to a sinister military experiment that never really ended.

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