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No...Wait, What?

No...Wait, What?

Partelow, David

Paperback

Series: The Comedy of Horrors, Book 6

Humor

ISBN13: 9798386378349
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 10 2023
Pages: 304
Weight: 0.90
Height: 0.64 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
So...this is it.
Really.
All stories must come to an end, even the strange ones.

Despite overcoming every adversity placed before him, Brandon Andrew Morgan can't seem to catch a break for long. At the very moment he's feeling at the top of the world, fate intervenes with a hearty dose of misfortune plus interest. In a stunning turn of events, Brandon is ditched at the altar, unceremoniously single, and forced to run Haven on his own without so much as an explanation. Suffice to say, he doesn't take it well. Yet the time to wallow in such things is cut short, for a new danger to Haven and the entire world sets upon him with every inconvenience.

Aliens.

Well, the Allfather to be exact. A literal shaper of worlds, the godlike being has come to Earth to evaluate his children's creations and their experiment of free will. And boy, does he not like what he sees. He's so annoyed in fact, that the Allfather decrees that it's high time to wipe Earth's slate clean and start anew, despite Adam and Eve's strenuous objections. With a jerk of a commander and legions of aliens at his disposal, the Allfather will stop at nothing to see the world's life eradicated from existence, even if it is mostly out of spite.

Supreme beings can be fickle too, after all.

With Armageddon looming on the horizon, the heroes of Earth must answer the call in a last ditch, end-all-be-all fisticuffs for the right to live. With everything at stake and nothing to lose, Brandon and his friends will make one last stand for all the marbles. Yet even with Adam and Eve at mankind's side, the odds couldn't be more stacked against them. Despite this, mankind won't down without a fight, and you can bet your buns that win or lose, Brandon and his friends will go out their way...which probably means it's going to be weird, wild, and wonky.

So hold on to your seats, cause one way or the other, the end is near.

No, seriously this time.

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