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The New Husband's Survival Guide: The Secrets To A Happy Marriage While Navigating Sex, Money And A Shared Bathroom
Paperback
Publisher: Husband School
Published: Aug 21 2024
Pages: 120
Weight: 0.67
Height: 0.33 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Save the husbands: Read this book!!!
With The New Husband's Survival Guide, it's no longer every man for himself. We at The Husband School have spared almost no expense to help guys navigate the obstacle course of married life. It's a laugh-out-loud user's manual with deep insight and proven tactics. It's like getting the cheat codes for living with a woman. Priceless!
Simply the funniest, smartest book ever written about marriage and relationships. A must-read at any price! - The Husband School
Perhaps you just got married. Or you're about to get married. (Or move in with your girlfriend.) Congratulations! She is amazing! Smart. Funny. And smokin' hot. Well done!
But honestly, what were you thinking? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE IN FOR?
No, you do NOT. You have NO IDEA what you are in for. Luckily, we do. And we're not afraid to tell it like it is.
This book is called a survival guide for a reason. If you read it, not only might you survive marriage, you could even emerge somewhat unscathed. (Past performance is no guarantee of future success. Your results may vary.)
Some editorial highlights include:
- Rookie Mistakes - Avoid them to stay out of the penalty box
- The Cycle of Wife - How things change over time
- Winning Bedroom Battles - This isn't about sex ... it's the struggle to secure sleeping chamber serenity
- Wife Translator - What she says isn't always what she means
- Losing Arguments Gracefully - You are going to lose, so do it right
- Wife Hacks - Amazing tricks that will delight your wife and make you a hero (for a little while, at least)
If you can laugh at the unexpected discoveries of cohabitation ... if you can appreciate the differences that you and your wife bring to this union ... and, most importantly, if you READ THIS BOOK, you will figure out the whole marriage thing. Almost certainly.
WARNING: The New Husband's Survival Guide has been written exclusively for:
- Young men who are getting married (or cohabitating with a woman) for the first time
- Not-so-young men who are getting married (or cohabitating with a woman) for the first time
- Wives (or wives-to-be) who want to know what their man really thinks about marriage
- Parents of new husbands (or husbands-to-be) who want to ensure their sons stay married and don't return to the nest
- Parents of new wives (or wives-to-be) who want to ensure their daughters stay one step ahead of their dubious partners
- Any living human who is not medically prohibited from laughter
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