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ISBN10: 1945941332
ISBN13: 9781945941337
Publisher: Yard Dog Pr
Published: Sep 24 2022
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.15 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781945941337
Publisher: Yard Dog Pr
Published: Sep 24 2022
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.15 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
The Art of Astrooology
From the dawn of time, mankind has looked up at the stars and thought, I'm hungry! A little while later, mankind looked up at the stars and thought, Hey, lookit those thingys up there! I wonder if I can eat them..?
Soon, after getting some supper, mankind started watching the lights in the sky, and noticed that some of the lights moved in patterns. The lights that didn't move obviously had poor agents. People that recognized the patterns of the lights got so they could predict what they were going to do next. It got to a point where the Number Two caveman in the cave told everybody, Okay, if the gods think the Number One caveman should be replaced by me, THAT light THERE will move THAT WAY tomorrow night... As the fires of the cave lit up the following night to celebrate the inauguration of a new Number One caveman - and the barbecuing of the former Number One caveman - the art of Astrology was born. A hilarious, light-hearted look at the world of astrology as seen by the incomparable Tim Frayser.
From the dawn of time, mankind has looked up at the stars and thought, I'm hungry! A little while later, mankind looked up at the stars and thought, Hey, lookit those thingys up there! I wonder if I can eat them..?
Soon, after getting some supper, mankind started watching the lights in the sky, and noticed that some of the lights moved in patterns. The lights that didn't move obviously had poor agents. People that recognized the patterns of the lights got so they could predict what they were going to do next. It got to a point where the Number Two caveman in the cave told everybody, Okay, if the gods think the Number One caveman should be replaced by me, THAT light THERE will move THAT WAY tomorrow night... As the fires of the cave lit up the following night to celebrate the inauguration of a new Number One caveman - and the barbecuing of the former Number One caveman - the art of Astrology was born. A hilarious, light-hearted look at the world of astrology as seen by the incomparable Tim Frayser.
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