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My Uncle, The Zombie
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 9 2025
Pages: 236
Weight: 0.71
Height: 0.50 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
*When your uncle's a zombie-plant hybrid, the apocalypse is just another Tuesday.*
Thirteen-year-old Andy Monroe's life was *almost* normal-until his laid-back Uncle Dale moved into the backyard pool house and started snacking on squirrels, moaning at the moon, and *literally* photosynthesizing. Now, Andy is racing to save his town (and maybe the multiverse) from a fast-food mogul named Greg who's hungry enough to eat reality itself.
**Join the chaos where: **
- School detention comes with **time-travel handcuffs**.
- Sentient mall pretzels scream when you dip them in cheese.
- Your uncle's TikTok-famous treehouse has more followers than you.
- **Kazoos** are weapons of mass destruction.
- A three-tailed cat named Princess Fluffikins is your best strategist.
Armed with duct tape, glowsticks, and a ZomBlog that's equal parts hilarious and horrifying, Andy and his squad battle disco-ball amoebas, zombie Cupids, and Greg's *all-you-can-eat* apocalypse buffet. Will they survive? **Spoiler: ** It'll take a compost grenade, a breakdancing black hole, and a whole lot of heart.
*Perfect for fans of* **Stranger Things** *meets* **Diary of a Wimpy Kid** *with a side of* **Shaun of the Dead**-*This laugh-out-loud, heartwarming disaster proves family isn't always human... and the end of the world is way weirder than you think.*
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