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Fish Gutz
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 18 2025
Pages: 190
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.40 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
What if God slid into your DMs... during a Fortnite match?
Meet Jonah Thompson-a 13-year-old gamer who'd rather raid virtual dungeons than his dad's smelly fishing boat. But when a mysterious voice blasts through his headphones, ordering him to save New York City from an ocean apocalypse, Jonah does what any sane kid would do: he bolts to Vegas. Too bad God's WiFi reaches the desert.
After a hurricane-tossed Greyhound bus, a vomit-inducing submarine shaped like a rusty whale, and three days trapped with expired protein bars and a very chatty deity, Jonah's escape plan sinks faster than plastic in the Mariana Trench. Now he's got to rally TikTok activists, outsmart a mayor who thinks he's just a kid, and face down oil execs armed with nothing but a waterlogged notebook and his dead mom's voice in his head.
Can one scrawny seventh grader
+ a submarine full of ghost scientists
+ a dad who smells like bait
= Save the planet?
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