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My Facebook Disgracebook: Waiting for the Dementia
Paperback
Series: My Facebook Disgracebook, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781732847002
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Oct 30 2018
Pages: 280
Weight: 0.83
Height: 0.59 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
No one thinks like Bob Matthews. No one wants to. But, for some time now, many loyal Facebook readers have been delightfully entertained by his particular brand of truth-based idiocy for the same reason that people just can't seem to look away from a good car wreck. A compilation of quips, gargles, philosophical drool, and blasphemes; from the disenchanted, disenfranchised land of Bob's WoRld; My Facebook Disgracebook: Season One is a tumultuously funny collection of Facebook musings, essays and notions from Bob's inaugural Facebook season.
- Do ants ever get humans in their pants? How would that work?
- WTF does WTF mean?
- I wonder if Buddhist monks ever mindlessly use the phrase YOLO.
- THE CONSTIPATION NAZI: No poop for YOU!!!
- If your only tool is a hammer, then every problem looks like a thumb.
The tale has oft been told of the hopeful, budding author who sat down to write The Great American Novel. But, until now, no one has ever set out to write The Crappy American Book of Drivel. Oh sure, a lot of authors end up doing just that. But it's doubtful that they started out with that intent. That's where this book differentiates itself. Bob Matthews set out to write a book of absurd, fallacious crap and actually did it. A classic example of the power of goal-setting.
For your reading annoyance, this book also includes additional, completely new and improved, never-before-published nonsense (enough to raise the perceived value of this book). And that alone, makes this book a truly GREAT value proposition. (Not for you... for Bob.)
BOB MATTHEWS is a retired engineering manager, award-winning speaker, and part time resident of
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