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Murder Most Alpaca: A Cozy Mystery Where the Animal Knows Your Secrets
Paperback
Mystery & ThrillerGeneral Fiction
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 28 2026
Pages: 224
Weight: 0.61
Height: 0.56 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
She came to fix a shawl. She's about to unravel everything.
June Whitaker wanted a quiet life running a yarn shop in a sleepy New England town. No drama. No danger. Just needles, yarn, and peace.
Then someone gets murdered, and the entire town suddenly needs her to solve it-or forget it ever happened.
Good thing she has Hannibal.
A 350-pound Peruvian alpaca with an uncanny ability to detect when you're lying. And a habit of spitting on dishonest people.
Between her sharp instincts and his supernatural BS-detector, they're about to uncover truths that powerful people have worked hard to bury. Truths the town isn't ready to face. Secrets that run deeper than anyone realized.
The problem? The people hiding those secrets control everything. And they're not about to let a yarn shop owner and her judgemental alpaca ruin their carefully constructed lives.
If you love cozy mysteries with smart, stubborn female sleuths who don't back down... if you've ever wanted an animal sidekick who's smarter than the actual detective... if you're looking for a whodunit that's funny, clever, impossible to put down, and genuinely addictive-this is your book.
One woman. One alpaca. One small town full of lies.
Someone's going to deeply regret underestimating her.
Get it. Read it. Love it. Recommend it.
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