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"Mr. Hardware Man"*: *A Collection of 18 WILD & WACKY, FUNNY, TRUE STORIES from over 30+ years of a NEIGHBORHOOD HARDWARE STORE.
Paperback
Series: Mr. Hardware Man, Book 1
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 23 2024
Pages: 264
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.55 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
MR. HARDWARE MAN - A Collection of 18 Hilarious, Wild & Wacky, Funny TRUE Stories from over 30+ years of a Successful Neighborhood Hardware Store.
by M.A. HARRIS (Author)
A GREAT READ & A GREAT VALUE*
Enjoy reading through ALL 18 Unbelievable & Absurd TRUE Stories,
*with BONUS Informative Backgrounds & Funny Additions!
You will get 'Laugh Out Loud' Laughter Back in Your Life Again!
& You'll Remember the 'Good Times' & Create Some NEW Ones!
ALL OF THESE CRAZY, UNBELIEVABLE STORIES ARE TRUE!
- Each one Actually Took Place! After all,
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!!
SOMEONE WORKING WITH THE PUBLIC in a Retail Store would understandably have an Occasional Funny Story to Tell - But working in a Neighborhood Hardware Store for over 30+ years, and then writing these stories down, On & Off, for the last 24+ years,
Well, that's a Proverbial 'GOLDMINE of GEMS' !
YOU'LL DISCOVER:
- WHY the book was Retitled MR. HARDWARE MAN
- Chapter 1 - GROWING SEEDS versus GARDEN SEEDS
- Chapter 2 - What You can do with 'Extra' Nails You Don't Need
- Chapter 5 - THE 'GUARANTEED' WAY to Kill Your Unwanted PESTS
- Chapter 13 - Why would a Leather Trench Coat be Cause for Alarm
- Chapter 16 - Who said & WHY: GIMME GIMME - GOTTA GO!
- Chapter 17 - NOT Your Average MORNING RUN
- Chapter 18 - WHO called the author Mr. Hardware Man & WHY, & WHERE this Extremely Unlikely Situation took place!!
(Hint: It Wasn't in the Hardware Store).
YOU'LL ALSO LEARN in the BONUS 'BACKGROUNDS & ADDITIONS':
- Chapter 20 -CHAMP - Smarter than Most People
- Chapter 21 - Halloween Bananas; A 'Special' Shop Class Teacher
- Chapter 23 - Locations, 'Study in Contrasts', and the R&R Hall of Fame
- Chapter 25 - Cleveland Sports Teams: Browns, Guardians (Indians),
Cavaliers, & more - Little-Known Facts, Desperations & Triumphs
- Chapter 26 - FORM FOLLOWS FUNCTION - this Architectural Concept
is a 'Lesson for LIFE'!
- Chapter 27 - The 1st 4 Hardware Businesses
- Chapter 28 - The 5th & Final Hardware Business - A New Beginning
Chapter 29 - Music - Where would we all be without GREAT Music?
- 'IN THE WORKS'- Future Books from the Mind of M.A. Harris
WOULD YOU LIKE MORE LAUGHTER IN YOUR LIFE?
DO YOU WAN EAR-to-EAR SMILES & CHUCKLES?
If YOU DO, then BUY THIS BOOK NOW!
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