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Moses' Sandals! Garage Edition: A Book of Funny and Unique Sayings for the Garage
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 7 2026
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.24 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
When a ten-minute repair turns into a two-day wrestling match, ordinary words just won't do.
Moses' Sandals! Garage Edition rounds up 101 hilarious sayings, ridiculous comparisons, old-country expressions, and pieces of shop-floor wisdom for rusty trucks, stubborn bolts, bald tires, leaking engines, questionable repairs, and those rare moments when everything works perfectly.
Inside you'll discover sayings such as:
- That tire is so bald I can see the air in it.
- Slicker than goose poop on a pump handle.
- Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
- That engine is knocking like a salesman at supper time.
- Moses' sandals, that chrome could signal airplanes!
Every saying includes its meaning, an example of how to use it in the garage, and a mechanic's verdict.
Perfect for professional mechanics, gearheads, shade-tree tinkerers, restoration enthusiasts, car-club storytellers, and anyone who knows that laughter is sometimes the most important tool in the box.
A funny and memorable gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or any occasion that calls for a few more laughs in the garage.
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