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Ministry of AfterDeath
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 8 2025
Pages: 154
Weight: 0.47
Height: 0.33 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
How does sex work in Heaven?
It doesn't. It can't work. People come into Heaven expecting their every desire to be met. For many (especially men), their desire is endless sexual partners. There aren't that many willing partners, especially for the deviant desires some have. There aren't the numbers; the math doesn't work. So the Ministry banned sex.
How did the Ministry of AfterDeath deal with the sex in Heaven problem?
If a human kills another human on earth, AfterDeath they get fast-tracked to Hell. If a human kills or eats slaughtered animals on earth, they face no consequence. Where's the justice?
How did the Ministry deliver justice for animals?
How do traumatised animals arriving in AfterDeath conspire to kill factory farming on Earth?
Ministry of AfterDeath is the accompanying book for the fly-on-the-wall documentary commissioned by Hell's PR department. Read about Hell's modernisation reforms (driven by poor staff retention rates).
Ministry of AfterDeath is a funny, original, and thought-provoking book about the bureaucracy of AfterDeath.
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