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Meow: A Book for Cats: The Essential Guide to Training Humans, Managing Doors, Demanding Snacks & Other Feline Business
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 16 2026
Pages: 122
Weight: 0.33
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Finally, a book written for the most important reader in the house: the cat.
Humans have had books for long enough. Now it's the cat's turn.
MEOW: A Book for Cats is an absurdly serious guide to the complicated responsibilities of modern feline life-from training your human and managing suspiciously closed doors to handling empty-bowl emergencies, occupying keyboards, selecting the perfect cardboard box, and mastering the ancient art of the 3 A.M. meow.
Inside, feline readers will discover:
- Advanced meow communication
- Proper human-training techniques
- Emergency snack procedures
- Door-management strategies
- Keyboard occupation methods
- The science of cardboard boxes
- Bird-surveillance protocols
- The truth about the mysterious red dot
- And highly confidential feline information humans were never meant to understand
Some passages have been translated for humans.
Most have not.
Perfect as a funny gift for cat lovers, cat moms, cat dads, pet owners, coworkers, friends, and anyone whose home is clearly managed by a cat.
Humans may purchase this book.
That does not mean they own it.
Meow.
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