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  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
The Manual I Should Have Come With: A Funny Fill-In Guide for Your Partner

The Manual I Should Have Come With: A Funny Fill-In Guide for Your Partner

Press, Clause &. Effect

Paperback

Series: The Official Owner's Manual

HumorRelationships

Currently unavailable to order

ISBN13: 9798190707427
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.28
Height: 0.21 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You are now the owner of one (1) complete human. Documentation is enclosed.

This is the owner's manual for the person you are stuck with forever, and it is filled out by that person: me. Guided prompts, nothing to think up yourself. You just fill in the blanks and hand it over.

Inside: a product registration card, full specifications, a labeled control-panel diagram, the communication translation table (I'm fine = ______), the Hangry Protocol, an emotional state playbook covering sad, stressed, angry, overwhelmed, sick and tired, a gift cheat sheet with the exact coffee order and sizes, known defects the manufacturer will not fix, a lifetime warranty certificate, and one sincere spread near the end that neither of you will forget.

It is ridiculous. It is also all true. By the last page your person holds the only accurate reference guide to you in existence: what you love, what you hate, what to do when you are sad, and why, of everyone, you picked them.

Coverage: lifetime. Returns: not accepted. Exchanges: I checked. There is nothing better available.

Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversaries, Christmas, a birthday, or absolutely no reason at all. Buy two and swap.

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