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The Man Who Accidentally Stole the Concept of Tuesday
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 2 2025
Pages: 38
Weight: 0.14
Height: 0.09 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Rusty McAllister, a divorced yogurt-expiration tester in beige Ohio, wakes up to a world unraveling: his ceiling fan spins backward, his coffee mug flips him off, and Tuesday has vanished from existence. Unwittingly, he's stolen the entire concept of the day-a glowing blue orb now lodged in his chest like cosmic indigestion. Enter Agent Thursday, a calendar-clad enforcer from the Temporal Revenue Service, and Vincent Trashandetti, a fedora-wearing raccoon capo demanding his union dues. Rusty flees into a surreal underworld: laundromats that devour socks and birth destinies, the Black Calendar's black-market auction for pilfered time, and a forbidden romance with November 31st, a woman born on a day that never happened. In a heist blending Pulp Fiction absurdity with Rick and Morty fever dreams, Rusty splits Tuesday down the middle-one half for love, one for survival-leaving the universe with half-price dread, eternal annoyance, and suspiciously good tacos. A novella of cosmic theft, raccoon vendettas, and the chaos of reclaiming your bad days.
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