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Man Robs Bank With His Chin: And Other Unusual Stories Missed By Mainstream Media
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781735442624
Publisher: Happiness Center Publications
Published: Oct 27 2020
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.59
Height: 0.22 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
From nationally known writer Jeffrey Gurian, the creator of GNN ( Gurian News Network) featured on Comedy Central with Nick Kroll and John Mulaney, and a writer/reporter for the legendary Weekly World News, pre-cursor to The Onion, comes Man Robs Bank With His Chin - And Other Unusual Stories Missed By Mainstream Media.
Gurian's stories were considered so strange, even by WWN standards, that they gave him his own column called Gurian's World of the Bizarre. If you love Monty Python and pure absurdity then this is the book for you.
If Salvador Dali had written a book of stories, this would be the book!
With a foreword by Scott Dikkers, the man who created The Onion and TheOnion.com this book is the culmination of many years of Jeffrey Gurian's work in gathering the most unusual and bizarre stories from across the planet.
Stories like:
- Hunter Lost In Wilderness Saved By His Moustache
- Man Displays Uncanny Ability To Lift Heavy Objects With His Eye
- College Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine In Class And Asking Students To Help Re-Insert It
- George Washington Wore Wooden Pants
- Man Removes Own Appendix Using Beer As Anesthetic
When you read this book, you will understand why the Gurian News Network (GNN) is widely known as your source for All The News That's Fit To Dance To!
Ever since I met Jeffrey Gurian good things started happening to me. Coincidence? YES!!!- COLIN JOST- WEEKEND UPDATE GUY AND HEAD WRITER AT SNLSO PRACTICE YOUR SCROLLING TECHNIQUE BY GOING BACK TO THE TOP AND CLICKING BUY NOW, AND THEN JEFFREY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE!!!Also in
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