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MacDonald's Farm - Fleas Have Feelings Too!
Paperback
Series: MacDonald's Farm, Book 1
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ISBN13: 9798195751395
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 1 2026
Pages: 248
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.52 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 1 2026
Pages: 248
Weight: 0.54
Height: 0.52 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English
Welcome to MacDonald's Farm: a peaceful Somerset smallholding where nothing dramatic ever happens... until the goats start jumping, the goose starts biting, and the dragon in the barn becomes very difficult to explain. Malcolm MacDonald wants a quiet life. What he gets instead is: - Protestors accusing him of running a cruel goat circus
- A goose with a vendetta against every man alive
- A news drone he accidentally shoots out of the sky
- Vegetable-rights activists staging vigils for cauliflowers
- Coach tours arriving to spot the Somerset Dragon
- And a national movement demanding justice for fleas As viral videos, conspiracy theories, and increasingly unhinged protest groups descend on the farm, Malcolm becomes the reluctant face of rural chaos. His family tries to help. They really do. But when a dragon, a lovesick dog, and a homicidal goose are involved, there's only so much anyone can do. With the world watching and the farm falling apart, Malcolm clings to his favourite saying: What's the worst that could happen? He's about to find out. A riotously funny tale of misunderstandings, mayhem, and one man's battle against the internet, the media, and a goose named Ninja. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, and Robert Rankin - for readers who like their comedy rural, their chaos escalating, and their geese genuinely terrifying.
- A news drone he accidentally shoots out of the sky
- Vegetable-rights activists staging vigils for cauliflowers
- Coach tours arriving to spot the Somerset Dragon
- And a national movement demanding justice for fleas As viral videos, conspiracy theories, and increasingly unhinged protest groups descend on the farm, Malcolm becomes the reluctant face of rural chaos. His family tries to help. They really do. But when a dragon, a lovesick dog, and a homicidal goose are involved, there's only so much anyone can do. With the world watching and the farm falling apart, Malcolm clings to his favourite saying: What's the worst that could happen? He's about to find out. A riotously funny tale of misunderstandings, mayhem, and one man's battle against the internet, the media, and a goose named Ninja. Perfect for fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Tom Holt, and Robert Rankin - for readers who like their comedy rural, their chaos escalating, and their geese genuinely terrifying.
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