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Love Mocks a Limp Dick: (War of the Sexes)

Love Mocks a Limp Dick: (War of the Sexes)

Desaulniers, Donald W.

Paperback

EroticaHumor

ISBN10: 1987888456
ISBN13: 9781987888454
Publisher: Collections Canada
Published: Mar 9 2017
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Lance Majestik, age 59, has had to live his entire life with a three-inch embarrassment he calls Little Lance, a gutless traitor who goes limp and useless at the first whiff of real pussy. Intentionally keeping himself out of romantic situations for the past 25 years, Lance finally dips his toe back in the dating pool, but with the wrong woman. His inevitable failure to launch causes an enraged Lori to go on the offensive to publicly shame poor Lance. Although humiliated, Lance is also angry enough to fight back, and the war of the sexes is on. Throwing every scrap of his dignity away is just part of the price a much maligned guy has to pay for some semblance of perceived victory. ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Donald W. Desaulniers is a retired Canadian lawyer who has penned more than 100 novels in his own name or under the pen names Durward Garbage and Lance Majestik.

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