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Love Me, Love My Monster
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 16 2026
Pages: 166
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.38 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Dating can be murder - literally!
Dr. Anthony Tony Hinch, a brilliant but lonely scientist, lost his wife a few years ago and now is ready to dip his toe back into the dating pool. There's just one minor problem: his most ambitious creation - a hulking, grotesque monster who lives in his basement - keeps killing off his dates.
Meanwhile, deep in the bowels of the Philadelphia Institute of Scientific Advancement, janitor Alan Cooper dreams of escaping his mop and bucket and making it to the big time as a stand-up comedian. Unfortunately, his path to comedic glory is blocked by a corrupt union boss (and his inability to remember his jokes.)
As Dr. Hinch's dating life spirals out of control and Alan's comedic aspirations face sabotage, their lives unexpectedly intertwine. Can Dr. Hinch control his monstrous creation, find love, and help Alan achieve his dreams? Or will the monster and the union goons succeed in keeping them both down?
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