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Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry: Mug & Mali's Miscellany, Volume 63
Paperback
Series: Mug & Mali's Miscellany
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 24 2020
Pages: 184
Weight: 0.97
Height: 0.39 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry: At last a book has been published that digs into screwball cocktail matters without fear or beating around the bush. This startling book, by Mug & Mali, a successful miscellaneous couple, contains just the information you want. You will be amazed at its frankness. Words are not minced. Polite phrases are forgotten--the right word is used in the right place. Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry includes 369 new nasty cocktail recipes, 23 original twisted cocktail poems, 120 fresh factoids, 106 ancient conundrums, 11 phobias, odd types of therapy, the International Urination Olympics, fool's errands, abnormal weekend adventures, cloddish ways we are wasting our time, excerpts from Mug & Mali's Illustrated Classics, unseen scenes from butt-muscle beach, and other desperate measures.
Here's what they're saying about Lobo's Screwball Cocktails & Potty Poetry:
This is the best book I ever read. - Abraham Lincoln, Civil War Correspondence.
I don't understand the flow of the story - Mandy Lifeboats, The Chicago Chugger.
I can't imagine how they will make it into a video game. - Maida Pass, The Gummy Gamer.
The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time. - Luis Bunuel.
We would love to read this 21st Century Dada book, if we were still around. - Marcel Duchump, Hans Earp, Max Earnest, Man Raygun, Tristen Zzorro, Salvador's Deli.
Picking up a Miscellany is like punching your day in the face. - Randy Udderway, The Hourly World News.
Where do we get our money back? - Segovia Carpet, The Paid Review.
I'd rather be drinking. - Will U. Shaddup, The Quarterly Bungle.
So many pictures, so little art. - Amelia Barfup, The Hourly World News.
Early to rise and early to bed make a man sleepy, stupid, and dead. - Benjamin Frankly, Poor Richard's Arse.
They laid him brawdawn alanglast bed. With a bockalips of finisky fore his feet... Tee the tootal of the fluid hang the twoddle of the fuddled, O! - James Joyce, Finnegans Wakeup Call.
If Mug & Mali's aren't America's leading humorists, I can see why. - Vito Powers, The Illiterary Journal.
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