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The Little Black Book of Dad Jokes: Corny Jokes, Clever Puns, & Funny Quotes for Grown-Ups
Paperback
Series: The Little Black Book of Wisdom
Publisher: Lecture Pro Publishing
Published: Sep 22 2026
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.26 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
THE LITTLE BLACK BOOK OF DAD JOKES: Corny Jokes, Clever Puns, & Funny Quotes for Grown-Ups is packed with 521 groan-worthy dad jokes, clever puns, witty wordplay, and amusing quotes guaranteed to make readers laugh, cringe, and occasionally wonder why they are laughing at something so corny. It is designed for grown-ups who appreciate clever humor, laugh-out-loud wordplay, and the occasional dose of adult humor that may be just a little too naughty for the kids.
Each chapter begins with an amusing quote about fatherhood before launching into anywhere from 5 to 50 jokes and puns designed to bring on plenty of smiles, eye rolls, and groans. Whether you are a proud dad, an experienced joke teller, a fan of clever wordplay, or simply someone who appreciates humor that is so bad it is good, this little black book is filled with plenty of laughs and more than enough material to keep you entertaining-and embarrassing-your family and friends for years to come.
Chapters include:
Introduction
Wifey
Medicine Man
Naughty
Fun Facts
Food & Drink
Fitness
Holidays
Wear It Well
Music
Profession
Science
Moolah
World Travel
Numbers
Transportation
Man's Best Friend
Here Fishy Fishy
On the Farm
It's a Zoo
Crime Don't Pay
Over the Hill
Bit the Dust
Heaven
Parenting
Pro Tips
Miscellaneous
Conclusion
Joke examples include:
- Like Grandpa always said, As one door closes, another one opens. Great guy, terrible carpenter.
- I watched a documentary about beavers last night. Best dam show I've ever seen!
- When I was a kid, my dad said I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
- A lion would never drive under the influence. But a Tiger Wood.
- My wife said sex is better on vacation. That was the worst postcard I ever received.
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