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Killarney Lake Massacre
Paperback
Publisher Price: $19.99
ISBN13: 9780992583149
Publisher: Kumar Sivasubramanian
Published: Feb 17 2026
Pages: 360
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.80 Width: 4.25 Depth: 7.00
Language: English
Sally Pencilneck, the nunchaku killer, was supposed to be an urban legend out of the past, a campfire story about a horrific woman that butchered people in the goriest of ways for having impure thoughts in the woods. But when men start turning up dead after an internet craze inspires them to practice self-love in the wild, whether Sally is more than a myth or not, a host of sinister forces descends upon the small Canadian city of Fredericton, New Brunswick.
Now, Nandini Rajan's annoyingly monster-obsessed sixty-one-year-old mother, Aruna, wants to prove that Sally exists, and, out of spite, Nandini is determined to prove that she doesn't. However, the moment they set foot in the forest, as if cursed, they find themselves at its mercy and have to contend with not only Sally's return, but also her unhinged leaf-disguised nemesis, weaponized papier-mâché horse butts, an alpaca-sacrificing Black Metal fanatic, demonic frogs, an international conspiracy of sexual degenerates, and energies from another dimension that threaten to tear apart the very fabric of reality...
Gruesome and outrageous, but also full of touching moments and inappropriate touching moments, Killarney Lake Massacre is the deranged new novel from the author of Weird Crime Theater and Tanuja Ramachandran: Hunter-Seeker!
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