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The King, Queen and Me: The story of my Dog.
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ISBN13: 9798249889111
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 25 2026
Pages: 46
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 25 2026
Pages: 46
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Welcome to a household ruled by a ten-kilogram tyrant.
In The King, Queen and Me, Craig discovers that dog ownership isn't the heart-warming journey he imagined - it's a monarchy. And he is not the king.
From 6 p.m. dinner rituals executed with military precision, to sock-based revenge, to the wildlife channel diplomacy that keeps the neighbours sane, this is the true story of a man slowly realising he ranks below his wife, the dog, the oven, and occasionally a single sock.
In The King, Queen and Me, Craig discovers that dog ownership isn't the heart-warming journey he imagined - it's a monarchy. And he is not the king.
From 6 p.m. dinner rituals executed with military precision, to sock-based revenge, to the wildlife channel diplomacy that keeps the neighbours sane, this is the true story of a man slowly realising he ranks below his wife, the dog, the oven, and occasionally a single sock.
Told with sharp wit, mythic exaggeration, and painfully accurate dog logic, this is a comedy about love, loyalty, and losing every argument to a creature who can't even open a door.
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