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Just Stab Me Now
Hardcover
ISBN13: 9781739431921
Publisher: Sword Lady Books
Published: Oct 6 2025
Pages: 410
Weight: 1.58
Height: 1.06 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Caroline Lindley wants to write an enemies-to-lovers fantasy romance, complete with a morally ambiguous Hot Enemy, a wisecracking Hot Childhood Best Friend, and a butt-kicking nineteen-year-old waif as her Fantasy Heroine.
She's got her tropes. She's got her outline. She's got her Hot Editor to critique her efforts.
Turns out her actual heroine is thirty-six year old Lady Rosamund Hawkhurst. She wants to get the peace treaty signed and get home to her children, no romance necessary, and she refuses to act in accordance with the conventions of the medium.
Based on the popular Fantasy Heroine YouTube shorts series, Jill Bearup brings you fights, fantasy, formal dresses, and finding out you can be the heroine of your own story.
Swords optional.
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