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The Junkyard's Last Carnival: A Comedy LitRPG GameLit System Apocalypse Adventure
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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 336
Weight: 0.99
Height: 0.70 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Junkyard's Last Carnival
A darkly hilarious LitRPG survival adventure - join Gary and his found family of fellow participants as they fight junkyard monsters and dodge a carnival's deadliest secrets to survive long enough to find the exit.
SYSTEM: WELCOME TO THE JUNKYARD.
Gary was thirty-four, mid-shift, and mid-argument with a flickering fluorescent light he'd filed six maintenance requests about. Then the floor disappeared - and so did any say he had in what happened next. Now he's face-down in a pile of bicycle parts under a bruised purple sky, and a smug voice in his head is offering him a tutorial he never asked for.
His class? Retail Veteran - built entirely from years of customer-service trauma, and somehow, that's exactly what keeps him breathing. Armed with a broken mannequin arm, a knife that remembers, and a found family of strangers just as lost as he is, Gary has to survive Cart-Stalkers, cursed loot, and a slow, unstoppable nightmare called the Ringmaster that never chases and never stops coming.
At the center of it all waits the Carnival - run by something that smiles too wide and forgets nothing. It isn't just watching Gary survive. It's studying him. And it wants a show.
Can Gary get everyone out - all of them - before the Carnival gets what it's really after?
Grab your copy of The Junkyard's Last Carnival today and find out if customer service skills are actually the secret to surviving the apocalypse.
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