Sign-In
Cart
Jesus on Toast: Why Marketers Love
Paperback
Investing & FinanceManagementMarketing
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 21 2026
Pages: 114
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.27 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In November of 2004, a woman in Hollywood, Florida, sold a ten-year-old grilled cheese sandwich on eBay for twenty-eight thousand dollars to a Canadian online casino. The press called it a miracle. The casino called it a marketing expense. Neither of them was wrong.
Dennis Lann has spent forty years inside the trade of commercial persuasion. In Jesus on Toast, he summons twelve dead masters of the craft (Ogilvy, Hopkins, Caples, Schwartz, Halbert, Bernbach, Burnett, Gossage, Krone, Reeves, Sugarman, Wunderman) and brings each of them, in turn, to look at Diane Duyser's sandwich. Each master sees something different. Each is partly right. None of them sees the thing at the center.
The thirteenth master is the silent subject every enduring brand has at its core: the founder who cannot speak, the icon who cannot contradict, the face on the toast that cannot deny. This is the book's argument, and it is the reason the sandwich sold for what it sold for.
Part case study, part séance, part Monday-morning instruction manual, Jesus on Toast is the only book on persuasion you will ever read that treats a piece of burnt bread as evidence and gets away with it.
A fiction.
Also in
Investing & Finance
How to Invest $50-$5,000: The Small Investor's Step-By-Step Plan for Low-Risk Investing in Today's Economy
Dunnan, Nancy
Paperback
Planet Money: A Guide to the Economic Forces That Shape Your Life
Mayyasi, Alex
Hosts of Npr's Planet Money
Hardcover
Money Unlocked: How to Make It, Keep It and Multiply It: The New York Times Bestseller
Lee, John
Paperback
The Millionaire Next Door: The Surprising Secrets of America's Wealthy
Stanley, Thomas J., PH. D.
Danko, William D., PH. D.
Paperback
J.K. Lasser's Your Income Tax 2027: For Preparing Your 2026 Tax Return
J K Lasser Institute
Paperback
I Will Teach You to Be Rich: No Guilt. No Excuses. Just a 6-Week Program That Works (Second Edition)
Sethi, Ramit
Paperback
Anti-Fascist Economics: In Defense of Affordability, Dignity, and Democracy
Weber, Isabella
Hardcover
The New AI Stock Edge: How the Pros Spot Tomorrow's IPO Leaders Before the Crowd
Smith, William K.
Hardcover
Money to Burn: The Unvarnished Truth about Leon Black, Apollo, and the Rise of a New Wall Street
Cohan, William D.
Hardcover
Poor Charlie's Almanack: The Essential Wit and Wisdom of Charles T. Munger
Munger, Charles T.
Hardcover
Market Wizards: The Next Generation: The World's Top Young Traders Reveal How They Beat the Market
Coyle, George F.
Schwager, Jack D.
Hardcover
The Investor's Odyssey: Resisting the Sirens and Playing the Long Game
Mayer, Christopher W.
Hardcover
The Little Book of Common Sense Investing: The Only Way to Guarantee Your Fair Share of Stock Market Returns
Bogle, John C.
Hardcover
The Intelligent Investor Third Edition: The Definitive Book on Value Investing
Graham, Benjamin
Zweig, Jason
Paperback
How to Invest in Gold and Silver: A Complete Guide with a Focus on Mining Stocks
Durrett, Don
Paperback
La Psicología del Dinero: 18 Claves Imperecederas Sobre Riqueza Y Felicidad / The Psychology of Money
Housel, Morgan
Paperback
How to Make Money in Stocks: A Winning System in Good Times and Bad, Fourth Edition
O'Neil, William J.
Paperback
The Price of Democracy: The Revolutionary Power of Taxation in American History
Williamson, Vanessa S.
Hardcover
The Age of Surveillance Capitalism: The Fight for a Human Future at the New Frontier of Power
Zuboff, Shoshana
Paperback
J.K. Lasser's 1001 Deductions and Tax Breaks 2027: Your Complete Guide to Everything Deductible
Weltman, Barbara
Paperback
The World for Sale: Money, Power, and the Traders Who Barter the Earth's Resources
Blas, Javier
Farchy, Jack
Paperback
A Beginner's Guide to the Stock Market: Everything You Need to Start Making Money Today
Kratter, Matthew R.
Paperback
The Making of a Permabear: The Perils of Long-Term Investing in a Short-Term World
Grantham, Jeremy
Hardcover
The Compounders: From Small Acquisitions to Giant Shareholder Returns
Nyland, Kjetil
Hadziefendic, Adnan
Dybvad, Oddbjørn
Paperback
J.K. Lasser's Your Income Tax 2026: For Preparing Your 2025 Tax Return
J K Lasser Institute
Paperback
Retirement Planning Guidebook: Navigating the Important Decisions for Retirement Success
Pfau, Wade
Paperback
J.K. Lasser's Small Business Taxes 2027: Your Complete Guide to a Better Bottom Line
Weltman, Barbara
Paperback
One Up on Wall Street: How to Use What You Already Know to Make Money in the Market
Lynch, Peter
Paperback
El Inversor Inteligente: Un Libro de Asesoramiento Práctico = The Intelligent Investor
Graham, Benjamin
Paperback
The Black Swan: Second Edition: The Impact of the Highly Improbable: With a New Section: On Robustness and Fragility
Taleb, Nassim Nicholas
Paperback
Poor Charlie's Almanack: The Essential Wit and Wisdom of Charles T. Munger
Munger, Charles T.
Paperback
Tax-Free Wealth: How to Build Massive Wealth by Permanently Lowering Your Taxes
Wheelwright, Tom
Paperback
HBR Guide to Buying a Small Business: Think Big, Buy Small, Own Your Own Company
Ruback, Richard S.
Yudkoff, Royce
Paperback
Trading: Technical Analysis Masterclass: Master the financial markets
Czubatinski, Moritz
Schlotmann, Rolf
Paperback
The Customer Service Survival Kit: What to Say to Defuse Even the Worst Customer Situations
Gallagher, Richard
Paperback
The Coffee Can Investor: A Stock-Picker's Journey to Build Generational Wealth
Khemlani, Neeraj
Hardcover
The Intelligent Investor, 3rd Ed.: The Definitive Book on Value Investing
Graham, Benjamin
Zweig, Jason
Hardcover
A History of the United States in Five Crashes: Stock Market Meltdowns That Defined a Nation
Nations, Scott
Paperback
Financial Intelligence: A Manager's Guide to Knowing What the Numbers Really Mean
Knight, Joe
Berman, Karen
Hardcover
Maximize Your Retirement: The Only Book You'll Ever Need to Retire Prosperous and Worry-Free
Oh, Jae
Paperback
Profit First: Transform Your Business from a Cash-Eating Monster to a Money-Making Machine
Michalowicz, Mike
Hardcover
Your Retirement Sketchbook: 125 Retirement Planning Lessons from Financial Experts
Hopkins, Jamie P.
Treichel, Bonnie
Paperback
Alchemy: The Dark Art and Curious Science of Creating Magic in Brands, Business, and Life
Sutherland, Rory
Paperback
Broken Money: Why Our Financial System is Failing Us and How We Can Make it Better
Alden, Lyn
Paperback
The Rules That Make Us: How Culture Shapes the Way We Act, Think, Believe, and Buy
Sweet, Oliver
Hardcover
The Tax and Legal Playbook: Game-Changing Solutions to Your Small Business Questions
Kohler, Mark
Paperback
Quality Investing: Owning the Best Companies for the Long Term
Cunningham, Lawrence a.
Eide, Torkell T.
Hargreaves, Patrick
Hardcover
No Loose Ends: The Smart & Slightly Morbid Guide to Estate Planning & End-Of-Life Tasks
Zuckerman, Adam
Hardcover
The Infographic Guide to Personal Finance: A Visual Reference for Everything You Need to Know
Lariviere, Elisabeth
Cagan, Michele
Paperback
The Most Important Thing Illuminated: Uncommon Sense for the Thoughtful Investor
Marks, Howard
Hardcover
Friends That Invest: Your Guide to Financial Independence Through Shares and Stocks
Kaur, Simran
Paperback
Predictably Irrational, Revised and Expanded Edition: The Hidden Forces That Shape Our Decisions
Ariely, Dan
Paperback
El Dinero No Es El Problema, Tú Lo Eres - Money is Not the Problem Spanish
Douglas, Gary M.
Heer, Dain
Paperback
Trading in the Zone: Master the Market with Confidence, Discipline, and a Winning Attitude
Douglas, Mark
Hardcover
Trade Like a Stock Market Wizard: How to Achieve Superperformance in Stocks in Any Market
Minervini, Mark
Hardcover
Fooled by Randomness: The Hidden Role of Chance in Life and in the Markets
Taleb, Nassim Nicholas
Paperback
Easy Money: Cryptocurrency, Casino Capitalism, and the Golden Age of Fraud: The Basis for the Documentary Everyone Is Lying to You for Money
McKenzie, Ben
Silverman, Jacob
Paperback
Our Dollar, Your Problem: An Insider's View of Seven Turbulent Decades of Global Finance, and the Road Ahead
Rogoff, Kenneth
Paperback
The Currencies of Wellness: A Field Guide to the Unexpected Ways Brands Can Shape Everyday Well-Being
Nichols, Tricia
Paperback
Investing 101: From Stocks and Bonds to Etfs and Ipos, an Essential Primer on Building a Profitable Portfolio
Cagan, Michele
Hardcover
The Boring Business Revolution: Why the Next Generation of Millionaires Won't Build Businesses. They'll Buy Them.
Newerls, Ramel
Hardcover
Small Time Operator: How to Start Your Own Business, Keep Your Books, Pay Your Taxes, and Stay Out of Trouble
Kamoroff, Bernard B.
Paperback
The New Money Strategy: The Modern Guide to Rational, Long-Term Investing
Van Der Kolk, Brandon
Hardcover
The Millionaire Next Door: The Surprising Secrets of America's Wealthy
Stanley, Thomas J.
Danko, William D.
Hardcover
The Million-Dollar Financial Services Practice: A Proven System for Becoming a Top Producer
Mullen Jr, David J.
Paperback
Stop Making Stupid Investments: 7 Rules to Avoid the Hype and Build Real Wealth
Leiter, David
Hardcover
Payments Systems in the U.S.: A Guide for the Payments Professional
Benson, Carol Coye
Jones, Russ
Loftesness, Scott
Paperback
Masters of the Universe: Winning Strategies of America's Greatest Dealmakers
Kadlec, Daniel J.
Paperback
Our Dollar, Your Problem: An Insider's View of Seven Turbulent Decades of Global Finance, and the Road Ahead
Rogoff, Kenneth
Hardcover
The Capital Order: How Economists Invented Austerity and Paved the Way to Fascism
Mattei, Clara E.
Paperback
Financial Literacy for All: Disrupting Struggle, Advancing Financial Freedom, and Building a New American Middle Class
Bryant, John Hope
Paperback
Sideways: Using the Power of Technical Analysis to Profit in Uncertain Times
Richards, Keith G.
Paperback
The Winner's Curse: Behavioral Economics Anomalies, Then and Now
Thaler, Richard H.
Imas, Alex
Hardcover
The Lords of Easy Money: How the Federal Reserve Broke the American Economy
Leonard, Christopher
Paperback
The Mental Game of Trading: A System for Solving Problems with Greed, Fear, Anger, Confidence, and Discipline
Tendler, Jared
Paperback
Wired on Wall Street: The Rise and Fall of Tipper X, One of the Fbi's Most Prolific Informants
Tom Hardin
Hardcover
Understanding Living Trusts(R): How You Can Avoid Probate, Keep Control, Save Taxes, and Enjoy Peace of Mind
Schumacher, Vickie
Paperback
Rich Family Smart Family: Raise Your Family's Financial IQ and Take Control of Your Future
Kiyosaki, Robert
Paperback
The Investing Mind: A Guide to the Principles and Processes of Successful Investing
Mauboussin, Michael J.
Hardcover
Why Does The Stock Market Go Up?: Everything You Should Have Been Taught About Investing In School, But Weren't
Feroldi, Brian
Paperback
SEVENTEEN TO MILLIONAIRE You're Seventeen. You're Canadian. You wanna be rich. Let's do this.
Price, Douglas
Paperback
Investment Valuation, University Edition: Tools and Techniques for Determining the Value of Any Asset
Damodaran, Aswath
Paperback
Mastering Private Equity: Transformation Via Venture Capital, Minority Investments and Buyouts
White, Bowen
Prahl, Michael
Zeisberger, Claudia
Hardcover
The Madness of Markets: Why Smart Investors Make Crazy Decisions--And How to Exploit Them
Edmans, Alex
Hardcover
The Little Book of Valuation: How to Value a Company, Pick a Stock, and Profit
Damodaran, Aswath
Hardcover
The Complete Turtletrader: How 23 Novice Investors Became Overnight Millionaires
Covel, Michael W.
Paperback
You Can Be a Stock Market Genius: Uncover the Secret Hiding Places of Stock Market Profits
Greenblatt, Joel
Paperback
The Book on Rental Property Investing: How to Create Wealth with Intelligent Buy and Hold Real Estate Investing
Turner, Brandon
Paperback
The World for Sale: Money, Power, and the Traders Who Barter the Earth's Resources
Blas, Javier
Farchy, Jack
Hardcover
The All-Weather Retirement Portfolio: Your Post-Retirement Investment Guide to a Worry-Free Income for Life
Thurman, Randy L.
Hardcover
As a Man Thinketh Complete and Annotated Includes Commentary, Historical Context and the Life of James Allen
D. Orwell, Ollie
Allen, James
Paperback