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II Kings: Bible Story Poems

II Kings: Bible Story Poems

Scott, Darrell

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ISBN13: 9798592381621
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 9 2021
Pages: 136
Weight: 0.42
Height: 0.29 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
A whole new way of looking at the book of II Kings! All in poetry form that is highly humorous and engaging.This book is perfect for pastors, youth pastors, Sunday School teachers, or anyone who is teaching or sharing stories from the book of II Kings. Here's one example from a story taken from II Kings 4:38-41 called, Bad Stew. BAD STEWElisha and some prophetsWere at Gilgal for a meetingA famine had consumed the landNot many folks were eatingElisha told a servantFix us up a pot of stewThe servant went to gatherHerbs and brought back quite a fewHe cut them up and stirred them inThe prophets ate a lotUntil one yelled, ElishaThere is poison in the potThe prophets started getting sickTheir stomachs turning sourElisha told the servantHurry up and get some flourHe threw the flour in the potAnd everyone got better(Except one little skinny guyWho threw up on his sweater)There are 28 Bible story poems that cover the entire book of II Kings with titles such as: Fatal Fall, Fiery Chariot, Bald and Mauled, Blood Water, A Dead Boy Sneezes, The Bread Spread, Seven Dips in a Muddy River, Floating Axe, Dove Poop and Donkey Heads, Jehu's Latrine, and many more.

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