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If Giraffes Were Real
Hardcover
Publisher Price: $33.00
Publisher: Dorrance Pub Co Inc
Published: Aug 10 2023
Pages: 30
Weight: 0.88
Height: 0.25 Width: 11.00 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
There's no such thing as a horse with a horn, but there is such a thing as a leopard horse with a ten-foot long neck? Absurd, right?
If Giraffes Were Real takes that absurdity and runs with it as a satirical work meant to amuse children and parents alike.
About the Author
Uncle Andrew, if you know him, either is your uncle, or isn't. If you address him as My dear, Uncle, in person or in a letter, he will more often than not be confused, especially if he is not your uncle-as is the case of the majority of the human race, and indeed the majority of all species on this earth. He is brother to two other uncles, as well as one or two aunts. He resides closer to his own uncle than to any of his uncle's other nephews, but not closer to his uncle's uncle than they.
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