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I Forgive. But I Keep Receipts!: The Cheeky, Humorous Anti-Stress Gift Book for Women Who Are About to Lose It.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Mar 29 2026
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.25
Height: 0.22 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Are you looking for an original, honest, and wonderfully funny gift for your wife, best friend, colleague, sister - or just for yourself?
This book is not a calendar full of good intentions.
Not a mindfulness journal. Not a detox plan with celery juice.
Rather, it's a charming reminder that you don't need to have everything figured out to be amazing.
101 mini-breaks that say: Yes, that's me!
Imagine...
- You are finally relaxing in the bathtub - and a black hairball is slowly floating toward you.
- You go for a walk to clear your head - and come back with cake, 8,000 pointless steps, and a minor life crisis.
- You are sitting at the salon trying to stay calm internally - while next to you, someone proudly shows off their new $600 handbag.
This book doesn't want to fix anything.
It wants to make you laugh - at yourself, at life, at everything.
Why this book is the perfect gift:
- On every page, a hearty Oh God, me too!
- Ideal for birthdays, Christmas, farewells - or just because
- Humor instead of advice, irony instead of pressure
- Looks great on the coffee table (even better next to a glass of wine)
- Easy to gift - and even easier to devour
Does she really need this?
If she's ever tried to practice more mindfulness - and doomscrolled instead: Yes.
If she knows the balancing act between everyday life, expectations, and her own life: Absolutely.
Give her the gift that says:
You don't have to be perfect - you can just be you.
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