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I ate a conservative. He gave me gas.: Sing, dance, laugh, and moisturize.
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ISBN13: 9798879828917
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 16 2024
Pages: 434
Weight: 1.65
Height: 0.88 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 16 2024
Pages: 434
Weight: 1.65
Height: 0.88 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Seven very funny, outrageous short stories that reflect my feelings about greed, conservatism, and America the No-Go zone. The Father, the Son and the Trump is about President Trump transmogrifying into a god. One Tyranny for another, is about Kim, a communist defector, who must acclimate in America: Guns, fisting, and Bibles. Kim must reject the tyranny of Kim Jung Un, for the tyranny of the FED. The United States of Profit is about the era of sawdust which becomes building materials, food, and nutritional supplements. It is a metaphor for capitalism. Teaching God is about an elderly recluse who is mentally ill and has an epiphany, and becomes one of us.
I am a rebel from head to toe, and I end my book with some of my standup comedy which has the capacity to offend.
Sample: Apparently microbes are being transmitted from animals to people in Africa. Moral of the story? If you meet a hot bat or baboon, always use protection.
Guys, thus far I have squandered over fourteen thousand dollars promoting my books on Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Bookmarketeers, and the onlinebookclub, along with thousands of hours of work - trying to perfect my craft. This book received five stars out of five stars on the onlinebookclub for a reason, it's funny and well done. Curiously, no one will at least try one of my books, and an E-book is a three-dollar investment. Most of you spend more on crack. I am a misotheist (someone who hates God), and I truly believe that my inability to sell any books is due to my belief system, because the rejection of my work by you, is so outrageous, that it must be preternatural in nature. Writing has become a curse. Thanks for your support.
Sample: Apparently microbes are being transmitted from animals to people in Africa. Moral of the story? If you meet a hot bat or baboon, always use protection.
Guys, thus far I have squandered over fourteen thousand dollars promoting my books on Amazon, Google, Microsoft, Bookmarketeers, and the onlinebookclub, along with thousands of hours of work - trying to perfect my craft. This book received five stars out of five stars on the onlinebookclub for a reason, it's funny and well done. Curiously, no one will at least try one of my books, and an E-book is a three-dollar investment. Most of you spend more on crack. I am a misotheist (someone who hates God), and I truly believe that my inability to sell any books is due to my belief system, because the rejection of my work by you, is so outrageous, that it must be preternatural in nature. Writing has become a curse. Thanks for your support.
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