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I Am Jeff
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 6 2026
Pages: 250
Weight: 0.75
Height: 0.53 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
I Am Jeff
A cosmic comedy about wishes, consequences, and one very fed-up celestial middle manager.
Meet Jeff: overworked, underappreciated, and stuck granting 1,000 wishes for humanity before he can retire or get promoted-whichever comes first. Unfortunately, Jeff isn't your typical genie. He's a cosmic entity with an attitude problem, a hatred of paperwork, and a flair for granting wishes in the most inconvenient, ridiculous ways possible.
Each chapter drops you into the chaos of a new wisher-from a man who becomes a sentient sandwich, to a child who accidentally creates a cosmic food dispenser with a personality disorder. In between wish-fueled madness, Jeff returns to the Office Dimension, where Santa runs HR, the Tooth Fairy is an actual tool named Dick, and Karen (yes, that Karen) manages unreality disputes.
Welcome to the Department of Uncontrolled Magical Processing (D.U.M.P.), specifically the Supernatural Handling and Interdimensional Tasks division (S.H.I.T.). Here, Jeff's coworkers are unhinged, the bureaucracy is mind-bending, and the stakes? Well... let's just say you'll never look at a vending machine the same way again.
Darkly hilarious, absurdly clever, and packed with fourth-wall-breaking chaos, I Am Jeff is the cosmic office comedy you didn't know you needed. Perfect for fans of Good Omens, The Office, and accidentally summoning eldritch horrors via sandwich wish.
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