Humping the Coronavirus: An Outrageously Disgusting and Offensive Parody!
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ISBN13: 9798596355840
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 18 2021
Pages: 40
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 18 2021
Pages: 40
Weight: 0.12
Height: 0.10 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
She was meant to CURE the damn thing, not HUMP it.
Professor Valerie Vaxx can't think straight, or keep her legs closed. Instead of finding a cure for Kung Flu, she's entertaining herself in other ways with the test tubes... until she accidentally releases DAVID-19-the pandemic in human form, who's carrying around all the people the virus has killed in his big, fat stomach. There's only way to bring the dead back to life and create a cure; HUMP DAVID-19 until he explodes and releases them. But there's another obstacle in her way to pounding the cure out of the beast. QAnal, and his band of right-wing social media conspirators, might just ruin everything if she can't orgasm in time. Get your copy of the Booker Prize-deserving Humping the Coronavirus now by first-timer Fellatia Fyre. Sure, this beautiful wipe-free paperback edition might set you back the wrong side of ten bucks, but it cures AIDS and KUNG FLU!!!* (Subject to availability.) (*This book does not cure AIDS or Kung Flu.)
Professor Valerie Vaxx can't think straight, or keep her legs closed. Instead of finding a cure for Kung Flu, she's entertaining herself in other ways with the test tubes... until she accidentally releases DAVID-19-the pandemic in human form, who's carrying around all the people the virus has killed in his big, fat stomach. There's only way to bring the dead back to life and create a cure; HUMP DAVID-19 until he explodes and releases them. But there's another obstacle in her way to pounding the cure out of the beast. QAnal, and his band of right-wing social media conspirators, might just ruin everything if she can't orgasm in time. Get your copy of the Booker Prize-deserving Humping the Coronavirus now by first-timer Fellatia Fyre. Sure, this beautiful wipe-free paperback edition might set you back the wrong side of ten bucks, but it cures AIDS and KUNG FLU!!!* (Subject to availability.) (*This book does not cure AIDS or Kung Flu.)
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