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How to Masturbate Properly
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ISBN10: 1312325283
ISBN13: 9781312325289
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Jul 21 2023
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.30 Width: 4.25 Depth: 7.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781312325289
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Jul 21 2023
Pages: 140
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.30 Width: 4.25 Depth: 7.00
Language: English
Masturbation gave birth to a prophet. His name is Turbo Masturbo and he will teach you how to masturbate properly. He can come fast, any time, any place. Turbo got his superpowers by accident. It was a divine event: A higher force approached him and gave him a hundred Masturbation Commandments so he could announce them to the world. After reading this, every man will appreciate his hands more than any vagina. - Loony, author of Sex Deaths; Is She Faking?; Sex Jokes Turbo Masturbo says every man with hands is self-sufficient. It seems like somebody is pussy deprived. - Madame Magdalena, author of How to Snag That Millionaire When You Are Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room
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