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Haiku For Guys: Poetry. Wisdom. Cleavage.
Paperback
Publisher Price: $10.95
ISBN13: 9780595346554
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Mar 3 2005
Pages: 84
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.20 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Forget tradition.
GUY HUMOR is about sex, women, sports and beer, mostly. Larry Rogak -- a guy if there ever was one -- has taken Haiku and PIMPED IT into a vehicle for GUY HUMOR.
No more poems about sunsets, lotus blossoms and dragonflies. HAIKU FOR GUYS has poems called SEX WITH A DOG; BREASTS; BEER AND PISS; and THE ZEN OF TAKING A DUMP. Here, get a load of this one:
LESBIANS
They like to watch sports
Wear flannel shirts, look at chicks
Heck, they're just like us!
Right away you can see this is no ordinary book of poetry.
Best of all, Larry Rogak explains to GUYS how to use this book to GET OVER WITH CHICKS.
This is the PERFECT book to read while pinching a loaf, or just loafing. And won't she be impressed to see you reading a poetry book!
HAIKU FOR GUYS is not only fun to read, it may help to disguise the pig that you are.
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