Sign-In
Cart
How To Teach Your Wife Golf: And Live To Tell About It
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 26 2026
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.06 Depth: 7.81
Language: English
If you've read Why You Suck at Golf or Hit Down, Dammit!, you already know Clive Scarff enjoys using humour to say the things golfers rarely admit-usually about themselves.
Despite the title, How to Teach Your Wife Golf is not a how-to manual, nor is it aimed at one gender over another. It's a humour book that takes aim at the well-meaning expert: the golfer who can't resist explaining things, announcing their experience, or sharing advice nobody asked for. The joke, more often than not, is on the teacher.
From pro shops and driving ranges to lessons that quietly go off the rails, this book explores the awkward, familiar moments that happen when golf instruction meets human nature. The humor is light, inclusive, and intentionally self-aware. Along the way, a few useful insights slip through-because when the pressure comes off, the message tends to land.
Written for anyone who loves golf-male or female-How to Teach Your Wife Golf makes a perfect golf gift, gag gift, or knowing nod to anyone who's ever thought, I was just trying to help.
You'll laugh, you might recognize yourself, and you may even play better. Or at the very least, you'll think twice before explaining how long you've been playing.
Also from
Scarff, Clive
Also in
Golf
Harvey Penick's Little Red Book: Lessons and Teachings from a Lifetime in Golf
Penick, Harvey
Hardcover
Harvey Penick's Little Red Book: Lessons and Teachings from a Lifetime in Golf
Penick, Harvey
Hardcover
The Little Book of Breaking 80 - How to Shoot in the 70s (Almost) Every Time You Play Golf
Jones, Shane
Paperback
Grounds for Golf: The History, Fundamentals and Joy of Golf Course Design
Shackelford, Geoff
Hardcover
Tommy's Honor: The Story of Old Tom Morris and Young Tom Morris, Golf's Founding Father and Son
Cook, Kevin
Paperback
A Course Called Ireland: A Long Walk in Search of a Country, a Pint, and the Next Tee
Coyne, Tom
Paperback
Fifty Places to Play Golf Before You Die: Golf Experts Share the World's Greatest Destinations
Santella, Chris
Hardcover
Playing from the Rough: A Personal Journey Through America's 100 Greatest Golf Courses
James, Jimmie
Paperback
Golf: A Celebration of the Game (Player Profiles, Quotes, and Anecdotes from on and Off the Course)
Publications International Ltd
Hardcover
Memorial: The Year My Dad and I Stopped Keeping Score - A mental health memoir
Sweeney, Nita
Hardcover
Golf Stroke by Stroke: Learn the Fundamentals, Master Your Technique, and Improve Your Game
Crowell, Brian
Hardcover
The Scoring Edge: Golf's Top Coaches on How to Hit It Farther, Think Smarter, and Score Lower
Walker, Cordie
Paperback
Say Yes to Golf with Anyone: A Woman Golfer's Guide to Confidence and Etiquette
Laurent, Tammy Jo
Paperback
The Golf Bucket List: The Ultimate Guide to the Greatest Courses and Scenic Greens
Lesson, Jeff
Paperback
Phil: The Rip-Roaring (and Unauthorized!) Biography of Golf's Most Colorful Superstar
Shipnuck, Alan
Paperback
Everyday Golf Psychology: Practical Advice for Golfers at Every Level: Practical Advice for Golfers at Every Level
Tendler, Jared
Paperback
Breaking the Slump: How Great Players Survived Their Darkest Moments in Golf-And What You Can Learn from Them
Roberts, Jimmy
Paperback
Rainmaker: Superagent Hughes Norton and the Money-Grab Explosion of Golf from Tiger to LIV and Beyond
Peper, George
Norton, Hughes
Paperback
Every Shot Counts: Using the Revolutionary Strokes Gained Approach to Improve Your Golf Performance and Strategy
Broadie, Mark
Hardcover
Arnold Palmer's Success Lessons: Wisdom on Golf, Business, and Life from the King of Golf
Brewer, Brad
Paperback
The Elements of Scoring: A Master's Guide to the Art of Scoring Your Best When You're Not Playing Your Best
Couples, Fred
Floyd, Raymond
Paperback
The Ultimate Golf Trivia Challenge: Over 600 Quiz Questions for Die-Hard Golf Fans
Patton, Hank
Paperback
Every Shot Must Have a Purpose: How Golf54 Can Make You a Better Player
Sirak, Ron
Nilsson, Pia
Marriott, Lynn
Hardcover
Together We Roared: Alongside Tiger for His Epic Twelve-Year, Thirteen-Majors Run
Williams, Steve
Priest, Evin
Hardcover
Becoming the Master on the Course and in Life: Wisdom from a Golf Pro and a Meditation Master
Losar, Geshe Yongdong
Moussa, Jesse
Paperback
Golf Architecture for Normal People: Sharpening Your Course Design Eye to Make Golf (Slightly) Less Maddening
Shackelford, Geoff
Hardcover
2026 Golf Rules Quiz Book: 365 Real Situations Every Golfer Should Know
Of the Game, For The Love
Paperback
Methods of Early Golf Architecture: The Selected Writings of Alister MacKenzie, H.S. Colt, and A.W. Tillinghast
Colt, H. S.
Tillinghast, A. W.
MacKenzie, Alister
Paperback
My Life in and Out of the Rough: The Truth Behind All That Bull**** You Think You Know about Me
Daly, John
Paperback
The Stack and Tilt Swing: The Definitive Guide to the Swing That Is Remaking Golf
Plummer, Andy
Bennett, Michael
Hardcover
The Legendary Caddies of Augusta National: Inside Stories from Golf's Greatest Stage
Clayton, Ward
Paperback
The Golfer's Guide to Pilates: Step-By-Step Exercises to Strengthen Your Game
Clyde, Monica
Paperback
Make Your Next Shot Your Best Shot: The Secret to Playing Great Golf
Schiffman, Roger
Rotella, Bob
Hardcover
Zokology: Change Your Perspective Not Your Swing--How I Competed and Won on the PGA Tour by Changing the Way I Thought
Zokol, Richard
Paperback
The Tiger Slam: The Inside Story of the Greatest Golf Ever Played (Tiger Woods in 2000-2001)
Cook, Kevin
Hardcover
Lessons from the Best: Holistic Insights, Tips, and Tricks to Improve Your Golf Game
Immelman, Mark
Hardcover
How to Overcome the Power of the Golf Ball: Approach with Perfection: Learn How to Play Your Best Golf with the Least Amount of Effort, the Lowest Inv
Cohn, Andrew D.
Stephens, Ollen
Hardcover
The Story of the Masters: Drama, Joy and Heartbreak at Golf's Most Iconic Tournament
Barrett, David
Hardcover
American Triumvirate: Sam Snead, Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan, and the Modern Age of Golf
Dodson, James
Paperback
Alice Cooper, Golf Monster: A Rock 'n' Roller's Life and 12 Steps to Becoming a Golf Addict
Cooper, Alice
Paperback
Golf's Majors: From Hagen and Hogan to a Bear and a Tiger, Inside the Game's Most Unforgettable Performances
Player, Gary
Williams, Randy O.
Hardcover
The Golfer's Excuse Handbook: Golfertainment for Good and Bad Golfers (Funny Golf Gift for Men and Women)
Taylor, Kurt
Paperback
Walking with Greatness: My Caddie Life on the Tour with Tiger, Fuzzy, Fred, and More
Both, Andrew
Kerr, Cayce
Hardcover
Play Strategic Golf: Course Navigation: How To Position Yourself To Score Like The Pros
Jones, Eric
Paperback
And If You Play Golf, You're My Friend: Furthur Reflections of a Grown Caddie
Penick, Harvey
Paperback
The Secret of the Lead Hand: How One Move Controls the Golf Swing and Creates Pure Ball Striking
Thornton, Pancho
Paperback
6 Weeks To Golf Fitness: How to Get Healthy And Fit, And Hit The Ball Further Than Ever!
Davies, Phil
Paperback
The Making of the Masters: Clifford Roberts, Augusta National, and Golf's Most Prestigious Tournament
Owen, David
Paperback
The Short Game, Distilled: Illustrated Guide to Pitching, Chipping, Bunkers and Putting
Styles, Pete
Paperback
Searching in St. Andrews: Finding the Meaning of Golf During the Game's Most Turbulent Summer
Zak, Sean
Hardcover