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How To Stop Being an Asshole: A Practical Guide for People Who Definitely Need to Hear This
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 19 2026
Pages: 86
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.18 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A Practical Guide for People Who Definitely Need to Hear This
Let's be honest.
You probably didn't buy this book for yourself.
Someone bought it for you.
That should concern you.
How To Stop Being an Asshole is a brutally funny, surprisingly insightful guide for people who are just being honest, telling it like it is, and somehow still wondering why everyone around them seems exhausted.
This is not a gentle self-help book.
This is not a feel-good manifesto.
This is tough love, wrapped in humor, delivered with just enough profanity to make it honest.
Inside, you'll learn:
Why brutal honesty is usually just being rude
How turning every conversation into a competition ruins relationships
Why your apologies keep making things worse
How negativity kills social momentum
What you're actually protecting when you act defensive
How to change without losing your edge
With biting wit and uncomfortable accuracy, this book walks the line between roast and rescue-calling out bad habits while helping you fix them.
It's perfect for:
Gag gifts
Birthdays
Office Secret Santa
Passive-aggressive presents for friends
Anyone who means well but keeps messing it up
Funny. Honest. Sharp. And weirdly helpful.
Because you're not a bad person.
You're just... a lot.
And everyone would really appreciate it if you worked on that.
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