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How To Handle Your Wife: The Sarcastic Husband's Guide to Marriage: Communication, Mental Load, and Why Gas Station Flowers Won't Save You, gift for m
Paperback
Series: Wedding Gift, Book 1
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Feb 12 2026
Pages: 268
Weight: 0.80
Height: 0.56 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You bought this book because you wanted a remote control for your wife. You wanted buttons labeled Happy, Hungry, and Quiet.
She is not an appliance. But since you're going to treat her like one anyway, you might as well learn the right settings.
From the man who has forgotten more anniversaries than you've had hot dinners comes the sarcastic survival guide every husband secretly needs and every wife will recognize with weary familiarity.
The Complete Modern Guide to Wife Maintenance is not another touchy-feely relationship book written by therapists who actually communicate with their spouses. It is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud funny, and painfully accurate dissection of everything you're doing wrong-written by someone who has done it all and lived to tell the tale (barely).
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