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How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That Don't Matter

How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That Don't Matter

Paperback

HumorGeneral Drama

ISBN13: 9798243731010
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 12 2026
Pages: 102
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.21 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Paralyzed by what brand of toothpaste to buy? Exhausted by the 4:00 PM what's for dinner crisis?

Finally, a parody self-help guide that understands your struggle. How To Be Exhausted By Decisions That Don't Matter is the ultimate dark comedy for anyone who has turned a simple choice into a three-day mental breakdown.

This sarcastic adulting manual dives deep into the art of analysis paralysis. If you're a chronic overthinker looking for sarcastic career advice (or just a way to justify your 2:00 AM Google searches), this is your manifesto. Master the mental load of modern life by learning how to spend forty minutes picking a Netflix show you'll never actually watch.

Inside this satirical survival guide:

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