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How to be a Dirtbag: A 30-Day Guide for the Aspiring Dirtbag in Your Life
Paperback
Publisher Price: $9.99
ISBN13: 9781632036810
Publisher: Western Standard Publishing
Published: Oct 2 2026
Pages: 90
Weight: 0.21
Height: 0.19 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Someone in your life needs this book. You know who.
Passive-aggressiveness is an art form, and you're halfway to a masterpiece by hovering your mouse over the Add-to-Cart button.
In this upside-down book, How to be a Dirtbag is on one side, and How NOT to be a Dirtbag is on the other. Gifting this book will win you humor points and earn trust. How can people change if they don't know what's wrong?
With zero profanity, this gift is for everyone.
Each dirtbag rule is mirrored with a kind suggestion.
How to be a Dirtbag:
You don't have to acknowledge that you noticed someone else's blinker. Blinkers are for the weak who don't seize the moment. If someone is trying to get into your lane, don't let them. They belong behind you.
How NOT to be a Dirtbag:
As a conscientious driver, you're aware of a nearby car's blinker, and you'll slow down accordingly to let them in. If the driver doesn't wave, you won't call them a dirtbag under your breath.
Is there a nosy person at your church?
Merry Christmas.
Does your mother-in-law constantly criticize your life choices?
Happy Mother's Day.
Does your coworker always have to be right?
I saw this and thought of you.
Add this to your cart for the next obligatory office exchange. No, add several. You have a family party coming up.
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